The five most bizarre Christmas songs ever made
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Christmas is a time of tradition to such an extent that we even go along with hearing the same old collection of about 15 songs on repeat every year.
That’s fine by most people, after all, the Christmas roast is tradition for a very good reason, and that can be said for a variety of other festive traditions. Just as the beloved ‘Buddy’ proclaims in Elf: “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
However, some things don’t quite adhere to Christmas quite so well. In fact, some of the outsider artists and other oddities gathered in the collated list below don’t seem to adhere to any conventions or rules whatsoever. Their inherent odious intent is only heightened further by just how much they seem to defy wholesome jingle bells and a hearty ho-ho-ho.
From mind-bending mayhem that leaves you wondering whether you have unwittingly been lobotomised, to the bizarre ubiquity of an incredibly inappropriate Christmas classic. We’ve waded through the wild west of festive fodder to present to you the most bizarre December songs around.
The five weirdest Christmas songs:
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